Wednesday, August 6, 2008

okay, anytime now.

Dear Mr. Placenta-

First, I am under the assumption that you are a man because no woman would ever make another woman sick for this long.

Anyhow, I have decided that I am just going to go ahead and TELL you to start taking over and doing your job. I figure if a woman can somehow learn hypnosis and feel no pain during childbirth, then I can certainly tell you to start taking control of my hormones and by the power of my brain it will work.

Right?

12 weeks is supposed to be the magic time when all of this sickness goes away, well guess what? I am there! So if you would kindly start working a bit harder I would REALLY appreciate it.

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